S was stressed studyin for his exams.. So I tried to cheer him up with some lame jokes.. Stuff I'd heard from frens.. =D
Me: Do u know stressed is desserts spelled backwards?
S: hahaha...
Me: char siew pau & plain pau went for a movie. It was so touchin that char siew pau cried thru'out the movie.. But plain pau didn't shed a single tear.. Y?
S: Not sure.. Y?
Me: Cos char siew pau has 'fillings'... muahahaha...
But this wasn't the highlight.. ;D
Me: Where can u find mickey mouse, donald duck n goofy on ur body?
S: brain, face (expressions) ??
Me: Nope.. Good guesses though.. Ans is dis-knee. *pointing to my knee*
S: hahaha... useless..
Me: which part of ur body can u find a gal's name?
S: wrist?
Me: Where got gal named 'wrist'? It's de knees (denise) *pointing to my knees*
S: I'm soooo gonna kill u..
Me: what edible item has no knees?
S: ....... hhahahahahahah.....
Me: MAYONNAISE!!! *mei yo knees
*rolls off chair laughing.. sorry peeps, pte joke..
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hahahaha! This reminds me of another super lame joke i read. Am sure you've heard it but it goes sthg like this...
Apparently this lady had given birth to twin babies, a boy and a girl. But she was very worried to find out that it was her brother who had registered the twins' names with the hospital, as he was famous for playing jokes.
Anxiously she asked " What did he name the girl?" The nurse replied "Denise." Giving a sigh of relief, she asked, " And the boy?" "Denephew", came back the reply.
hahah.. Funny Shamz babe..
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