Chat with the other half...

S was stressed studyin for his exams.. So I tried to cheer him up with some lame jokes.. Stuff I'd heard from frens.. =D

Me: Do u know stressed is desserts spelled backwards?
S: hahaha...
Me: char siew pau & plain pau went for a movie. It was so touchin that char siew pau cried thru'out the movie.. But plain pau didn't shed a single tear.. Y?
S: Not sure.. Y?
Me: Cos char siew pau has 'fillings'... muahahaha...

But this wasn't the highlight.. ;D

Me: Where can u find mickey mouse, donald duck n goofy on ur body?
S: brain, face (expressions) ??
Me: Nope.. Good guesses though.. Ans is dis-knee. *pointing to my knee*
S: hahaha... useless..
Me: which part of ur body can u find a gal's name?
S: wrist?
Me: Where got gal named 'wrist'? It's de knees (denise) *pointing to my knees*
S: I'm soooo gonna kill u..
Me: what edible item has no knees?
S: ....... hhahahahahahah.....
Me: MAYONNAISE!!! *mei yo knees

*rolls off chair laughing.. sorry peeps, pte joke..
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Mummy love..

My mum occasionally says things that are freakishly HILARIOUS.. Like once, I was lying on my parents bed watchin my mum dry her hair after her shower talkin abt somethings..

Me: Mum, see so many marriages are failing.. So I think it's betta that I live here @ home & S lives at his place.. N we continue to be bf/gf...
*trying to provoke a reaction from mum*

Mum: *long silence*

Me: Hello... No comments?

Mum: Smart people dun talk alot..

I was just stumped... hahahah... Then I literally fell off her bed laughing & ran to tell my bro what happened.. hahha..
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parents luv..

Dad calls as I'm walkin home @ 8pm..
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Dad: Where r u?
Me: Walkin home...
Dad: Mum's still in office u know..
Me: hhaha.. I shouldve called her.. Could haf cabbed home with her..
Dad: I asked her to come home quick & she asked y, y, y? I said I missed her.. hahaha..
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Gosh.. I've never seen a couple more in love.. =)
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Wkend happenings...

Yet another sleepless Fri nite.. 1-nite Chalet with PSD mates was awesome..
Can't rem half of wat we did but it was awesome.. Played Wii & cards & mahjong even..

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Felt soooo sick on Sat and couldnt make it to Jivz place for Diwali gathering..
Still feelin sick actually..

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Waiting for a certain someone's call now... Haiz..

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