Mon blues..

Conversation between my bro & I this morning on the way to sch n work respectively..

Me: What do u want for ur 21st bday? [His bday is on Fri] Thought of getting you a Digicam. Wat say u?

Bro: Hmm.. I have no need for tat la..

Me: Ok, so wat do u want?

Bro: Oh yeah, I want a Smart phone!!

Me: WTH!! Wat in the world is tat? Ur fone stupid ah?

Bro: No la! Smart fone can use WiFi, can surf for free, check emails online, blah blah blah..

Me: Well, that I can get you when my contract is over! Too expensive without contract da.. So anything else u want?

Bro: Aiya, any electronic gadget can la..

Me: [Mornin brilliance shone thru my reply] Vacuum cleaner can?

Bro: Idiot! Tats an appliance! :P Sth smaller, compact, handheld kind can?

Me: [after deep thought] Calculator?

Bro: [starts laughin] Wah.. Wats up with u today? Y so funny?

It's a standing joke for my bro to blame me for leavin home late when we are always late cos of HIM! So naturally, we missed the bus la.. There’s a zebra crossin which we have to cross to get to the bus-stop and the bus had to wait cos we were crossin the zebra-crossing rite in front of it.. keke.. Then my bro said since we’ve missed the bus, lets slow down the bus by purposely walkin slowly in front of it.. I said why dun we lie down on the road n demand tat the bus driver open the doors for us.. Then another thot struck me, that when we jump up for the open doors of the bus, the driver will shut the doors n zoom past us.. My bro thought I was nuts! Dun blame him..! The Mon blues were havin an effect on me already…
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